wickedclothes:

Every Single American, sold at the official Barack Obama store.

Use coupon code “OBAMAPRIDE” to get 15% off.

2boys1cup:

the only thing i can turn on is my computer

tadfield:

i bet you thought i was quality when you followed me　

previouslysane:

actually waiting for monopoly: the movie

the movie will be seven hours long before everyone in the theater gives up and goes home

I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

gaykarth:

how is it june next week how are we already on the 6th month of the year wasn’t it just march

heartsbeattho:

accio-gays:

is the design for tour bus seats from microsoft clip art because i mean really where else are random dancing rainbow shapes on a half-gradient background going to come from

Wtf honey

it was early shut up

Dianna forgetting what subtlety is

• teacher: you're taking too long to complete the classwork
• me: it does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop

aimmyarrowshigh:

“Whole country in rebellion? Wouldn’t want anything like that!”